Nonsensical Randomness

Nonsense presented in a randomistic way
zdarsky:

AND THE TOBACCO INDUSTRY COLLAPSED THE END

zdarsky:

AND THE TOBACCO INDUSTRY COLLAPSED THE END

mrretardcool asked: David brothers sees racism everywhere he looks. The guy is totally paranoid.

iamdavidbrothers:

royalboiler:

I don’t think he was even saying that Bone was racist, just that this idea of us all being birthed out as perfect “I could never be racist!” beings—is no way to have a real conversation.  I think a lot of racism or sexism or homophobia or whatever are often couched in nothing malicious, but just going along with shit that we’re used to. Sometimes how we treat people other than us isn’t something we can even see ourselves. 

Humans learn sometimes by doing fucked up stupid shit and then trying to do better afterwards. 

annnd I kind of think we’re deep in racism. Like America is gonna just build a nation on slavery and then just slide into casual fridays. 

Are you guys talking about me????

Nah but Brandon gets what I’m throwing. I read and liked Bone, I don’t remember seeing anything suspect, but who knows what the book banner was on about. I just think if you can’t recognize the fact racism is both literally and figuratively omnipresent in American culture then you’ll be the first against the wall when we finally put the sword to all you white de—

I mean…uh…Brandon gets it. America was built on racist principles and we’re all still digging our way out. You’re not special just because you never lynched anybody. I’m not special just ‘cause I never lynched anybody.

You should get at me directly next time, though, Mr Retard Cool. I’m easy to find and easier to please. I don’t even mean that in a tough guy, I’ll say mean things about you on the internet, I’ll be a dick about terms to you because I think you’re wrong, I’m gonna be as condescending as I can because you and this argument are beneath me kind of way. We could have a real conversation instead of you running to tattle on me to my friends.

stay cool,
d

Anonymous asked: Yo man, is the Bible racist? I know conservatives are racist but they always talk about the Bible, so is that like a source of their racism?

yoisthisracist:

I mean, that shit advocates slavery, rape and genocide, so yeah, could be.

Anonymous asked: This is an actual thing that a guy on Fox News said: "I might even agree with you that there may be some racism left in America, but who cares? Anyone who does or says anything racist is always punished for it immediately. So why do we even talk about it anymore?" Here's my surprised face. :-|

yoisthisracist:

Unless an anvil dropped on his head immediately, it turns out that racist asshole was wrong.

comicsalliance:

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Guardians of the Galaxy
So who are the Guardians of the Galaxy? They’re actually talking owls from a series of fantasy novels about… no, sorry, my editor is telling me that is not correct. Let’s see… the series tells the story of Jack Frost, Santa Claus, the Sandman and… no, I’m getting another note here, hang on… A talking raccoon and a tree? That can’t be right.
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comicsalliance:

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Guardians of the Galaxy

So who are the Guardians of the Galaxy? They’re actually talking owls from a series of fantasy novels about… no, sorry, my editor is telling me that is not correct. Let’s see… the series tells the story of Jack Frost, Santa Claus, the Sandman and… no, I’m getting another note here, hang on… A talking raccoon and a tree? That can’t be right.

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matthewjacksonwrites asked: Do you remember what made you a Christmas guy? I mean, was there a specific holiday season that did it, or is it just something that's always been there? (I can trace my Christmas superfandom to the year my Dad got me a Red Ryder BB Gun and hid it in a corner for me to find, for instance.)

twentypercentcooler:

Listen.

You bring a tree inside, where there are not usually trees.

And then you put LIGHTS ON THE TREE.